A photographer has captured the elusive Big Sag on film! Here he is walking through a mall looking to rummage through a pile of women’s denim.

Sorry I have to pick on The Cool Kids again but the guy broke out the 2x snug jeans for the new Rhapsody commercial. Ouch that’s tight!

Kanye couldn’t even get that zap gun in his pocket.

The Cool Kids have a good song but their pants are still too tight.

This must be the guy who spearheaded the movement. All tight sags bow and try not to rip your pants.

They might not sag their pants that much but those suckers are t-i-g-h-t! Look at the guy in the light blue denim. His face looks like that because his jeans are making him have a mini stroke. The other guy is trying to make his tight pants sag so that his testicles don’t catch fire.

The online store Commonwealth has these pants for sale. They look really tight! Get them now so you can waddle down the street and look extra hot for the fellas into expensive tight jeans.