According to the folks at Satchel of Gravel, a tight sagger (details are sketchy on if he actually sagged his jeans) was saved in a daring rescue.

SOG has the complete story but we here at The Tight Sag would like to stress to readers that wearing pants past a threshold of tightness should only be left to professionals. People like Eddie Murphy in “Raw” and “Delirious.”

I’ve been waiting for a long time to see The Cool Kids perform “Black Sags Mags” live. Now I get the chance!  The Cool Kids will be in NYC and you know what that means. That’s right, hundreds of tight sagging hipsters to laugh at. You can bet The Tight Sag will be there.

If you think this is something to even think about missing…

think again.

Sure you’ve got enough pairs of tight jeans to sag under your boxers but did you know that Karmaloop has a grand amount of tops to go with them?

Take a look (and you don’t have to wait until after a “jump” to see it)

After your boys see you in this, they’ll be like, “you go beeyatch!”

You can almost see this on Denise from “The Cosby Show.” All you need is a studded belt on your tight sag to complete the look.

This sweater is so tight people might think you’re a cheerleader! Goooooooo tight sag!

This kelly green sweater is so cute that all you’d need to make it work is a pair of Chinese slippers or your best pair of come-sodomize-me-pumps.

These two guys kept emailing and asking for us to thank all you tight saggers out there for the entertainment.

I don’t know why everybody is on Spank Rock’s bratwurst to much. This is the cover of a piece of crap he and Benny Blanco pushed out of their hipster anuses to pass for music. More importantly, check out the ultra tight sag in the picture. He’s getting a “spanking” by a woman who probably wishes he would stop asking to borrow her panties.

This pair of jeans are perfect to wear at Halloween parades and Columbus Day parade protests. They come in many colors like the rainbow it represents. These are here to wear, get used to it.

Holy hot nuts! I was up late watching the 2007 BET Hip-Hop Awards and seen this!

To all the tight sags out there, I’d like to wish you a happy new year and luck with finding jeans tight enough to squish your junior mints.

With that in mind, here’s a video to get you in the mood for your next all-guy fashion meet-up. Happy 2008!