Wesstsag! Why do the rapping tigh saggers always come in twos? Maybe they need one to hold the jeans while the other jumps from a high place into them.

U-N-I represent the west coast–actually the place I hear that started the nut groping denim trend. Do you think Tupac would be wearing a tight sag if he were still here? That’s an argument for another post.

Let’s get down to business and analyze the saggage of U-N-I.

The guy with the red hat and Arnold Jackson vest loses since his jeans are way too baggy. What are you a male or something? Now the dude with the afro-hawk, he knows how to tight sag. The seat of his jeans go up so high that he could jump over a pole taller than him and clear it like it’s nothing. Really, he could stick his hand in his right back pocket and check for testicular cancer of his left nut. Awesome!

At least half of U-N-I shows promise of being TTS worthy so we’ll be keeping an eye out for more saggery from them.

Our pals at Satchel of Gravel have put together a brilliant contest. They want to see men looking like lesbians rocking streetwear. You know what that means!

You can apply the tight pants you’ve had on ice since last week, get one of your fashion posse members to take a flick and submit it to SOG to entertain the world wide interweb.

If your jeans aren’t too tight, make the jump and read more at SOG.

Hey Satchel of Gravel we got two lesbians for you right here…

Pull out your lavender stretch pants folks! Our beloved Cool Kids will be strutting their tight saggy stuff at the S.O.B.’s club in April. If you don’t have any tight pants to sag that night, the river isn’t too far so you can soak your denim there and shrink them until your eyes shoot out like a surprised cartoon character.

He may not sagging but Chubby Checker likes his jeans shrink wrapped to his balls like the rest of you tight saggers out there. As an added bonus, did you peep that his denim is only a few washes away from acid? You fakies babies should be near orgasm over that! Time to hit the vintage crap stores and rustle you up some over-priced trash.