U-N-I Got That Cali Sag
Wesstsag! Why do the rapping tigh saggers always come in twos? Maybe they need one to hold the jeans while the other jumps from a high place into them.
U-N-I represent the west coast–actually the place I hear that started the nut groping denim trend. Do you think Tupac would be wearing a tight sag if he were still here? That’s an argument for another post.
Let’s get down to business and analyze the saggage of U-N-I.
The guy with the red hat and Arnold Jackson vest loses since his jeans are way too baggy. What are you a male or something? Now the dude with the afro-hawk, he knows how to tight sag. The seat of his jeans go up so high that he could jump over a pole taller than him and clear it like it’s nothing. Really, he could stick his hand in his right back pocket and check for testicular cancer of his left nut. Awesome!
At least half of U-N-I shows promise of being TTS worthy so we’ll be keeping an eye out for more saggery from them.
SkwerlStyle replied:
i really hope to god this blog is a joke. Do you seriously go around the net looking for hipsters who wear women’s pants? You’re just squirting attention to these attention sponging idiots that feed off of other hipsters… like yourselves. Thanks for contributing to the downfall of real underground culture like hip hop, and good looking streetwear. Fuck the cool kids, and all other hipsters too.
this is a message from your only blog reader with a sense of individuality. Flock hipsters, flock.
March 28, 2008 at 6:18 pm. Permalink.
nosagspleez replied:
Yeah? Well I hope to Satan that you wear tight jeans. Like we do here at The Tight Sag. As I type this right now, my pants are so tight that the movement off my fingers is the only thing keeping the blood circulation going to my brain. I hope you’re taking notes.
As far as TTS supporting hipsters, we only support hipsters that wear denim tight enough to almost see through. If your jeans are so loose that you can run without castrating yourself then you are not cool enough to be on this site. So take those pants that you obviously bought from the men’s section and go do something manly like smoke a cigar or fix a car or something.
March 28, 2008 at 10:50 pm. Permalink.
BreY replied:
Preach.
May 2, 2008 at 7:10 pm. Permalink.