Weezy Is The God Of Tight Sags

Tight saggers rejoice! Our leader has finally arrived! Lil’ Wayne performed at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards wearing a fabulous pair of sagging leopard print pants. I immediately wanted to throw away all of my tight jeans and bow to Weezy in complete humility.

I thought I knew everything about wearing a tight sag but Lil’ Wayne has proved me wrong. I wish to go to his jegging wearing dojo and beg to become his student.

Did you see that high jump he did during the performance? It was so full of mastery and skill. His tight sag powers are those of the greatest men who shop in the women’s section of Hot Topic!

All hail Weezy F. Baby. The god of the tight sag.

August 29, 2011. Tags: 2011, jeggings, leopard print, lil wayne, vma. Uncategorized.