Our pals at Satchel of Gravel have put together a brilliant contest. They want to see men looking like lesbians rocking streetwear. You know what that means!

You can apply the tight pants you’ve had on ice since last week, get one of your fashion posse members to take a flick and submit it to SOG to entertain the world wide interweb.

If your jeans aren’t too tight, make the jump and read more at SOG.

Hey Satchel of Gravel we got two lesbians for you right here…

Pull out your lavender stretch pants folks! Our beloved Cool Kids will be strutting their tight saggy stuff at the S.O.B.’s club in April. If you don’t have any tight pants to sag that night, the river isn’t too far so you can soak your denim there and shrink them until your eyes shoot out like a surprised cartoon character.

He may not sagging but Chubby Checker likes his jeans shrink wrapped to his balls like the rest of you tight saggers out there. As an added bonus, did you peep that his denim is only a few washes away from acid? You fakies babies should be near orgasm over that! Time to hit the vintage crap stores and rustle you up some over-priced trash.

This guy on the right must have drilled some designer’s sister to have been punished in this way. Look how the pants hug his calves and ankles as the top part sags with such gravitational love. I want my tight sag to be like this when it grows up.

Shout to Mally Jesus for this one. Mally, we salute you with our Seven (said with a lisp) jeans at half-sag.

According to the folks at Satchel of Gravel, a tight sagger (details are sketchy on if he actually sagged his jeans) was saved in a daring rescue.

SOG has the complete story but we here at The Tight Sag would like to stress to readers that wearing pants past a threshold of tightness should only be left to professionals. People like Eddie Murphy in “Raw” and “Delirious.”

I’ve been waiting for a long time to see The Cool Kids perform “Black Sags Mags” live. Now I get the chance!  The Cool Kids will be in NYC and you know what that means. That’s right, hundreds of tight sagging hipsters to laugh at. You can bet The Tight Sag will be there.

If you think this is something to even think about missing…

think again.

Sure you’ve got enough pairs of tight jeans to sag under your boxers but did you know that Karmaloop has a grand amount of tops to go with them?

Take a look (and you don’t have to wait until after a “jump” to see it)

After your boys see you in this, they’ll be like, “you go beeyatch!”

You can almost see this on Denise from “The Cosby Show.” All you need is a studded belt on your tight sag to complete the look.

This sweater is so tight people might think you’re a cheerleader! Goooooooo tight sag!

This kelly green sweater is so cute that all you’d need to make it work is a pair of Chinese slippers or your best pair of come-sodomize-me-pumps.

These two guys kept emailing and asking for us to thank all you tight saggers out there for the entertainment.

I don’t know why everybody is on Spank Rock’s bratwurst to much. This is the cover of a piece of crap he and Benny Blanco pushed out of their hipster anuses to pass for music. More importantly, check out the ultra tight sag in the picture. He’s getting a “spanking” by a woman who probably wishes he would stop asking to borrow her panties.